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Apr 9, 2000
The Sembach H3 finds out that
it's not a bastard. Thanks to the efforts of Tumbling Bill the SH3 can
now trace it's roots back to the original Kuala Lumper hash. It goes
like this:
Sembach H3 'born' 18 July,
1999, comes from
Biloxi H3 'born' 1993, comes
from
Gulf Coast H3 'born' 1990,
comes from
Okinawa H3 'born' 1979, comes
from
Taipei H3 'born' 1973, comes
from
Singapore H3 'born' 1962,
comes from
Kuala Lumper Hash House
Harriers 1938 (thanks Gispert!)
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Original traditions from
the minutes of first mismanagement meeting
August 31, 1999
Meeting opened with a beer
In
attendance: Yeasty Boy, .Cum, Spawn of Satan, Hercum 10, and just "Ryan"
New Business (It's all new business!)
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Hash
Schedule
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All
agreed on every other Saturday at 5:00 PM |
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couldn't
agree if bi-weekly meant twice a week or every two weeks (open) |
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Awards
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Unanimous for awards for FRB, AEC, and Hash Shit
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FRB will
be a chain (Yeasty Boy), Hash Shit a plunger(.Cum), and AEC a Butt
Hat (Hercum 10)
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Milestones
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All
agreed on 10 (black), 20(blue), 30(orange), 50(white) skull attire,
and 69(mug). All others were TBD (open)
It was
also agreed to award a bell for 5, 15, and 25 |
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Traditions
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All were
in favor of continuing the traditions of our Mother Hash (Biloxi H3)
in whole or with slight variation, and those that didn't like it
could kiss our asses. These tradition include:
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Live
Hares (10 minute head start)
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The
hash will begin with hares away, welcoming visitors then virgins,
singing Father Abraham, and chalk talk
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Hares
may leave up to 1/4 mile CB or BT (in other words, just because
you find 3 or 4 hash in a row doesn't mean True Trail)
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Crimes
against the hash
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New
shoes
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Using one of the two "R" words that end in "ule" or "ace"
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Nerd names
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No hash attire (after 1st SH3 hash)
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No noise making device (after naming)
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Being competitive
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Private parties at the circle
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Smoking in the circle
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Anything else the hash deems as a violation |
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Down-Down's
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All vessels, upon leaving the lips, will
be place squarely
on the skull.
Those who try to cheat by bending their head or body backward,
forward, or to the side to avoid being soaked by the holy hash
beer will pay for their crime by doing it till they get it right
(or pass out.)
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No unauthorized skull attire except for 'scrunchies' for
harriettes. This includes sunglasses, stocking caps, condoms,
etc.
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New shoes will drink out of shoe of choice (left or right)
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69th Down-Down will be upside-down
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Departing hashers will drink from shoe of choice with filter of
choice |
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Namings
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Hasher must have at least 5 hashes
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Under special circumstances it may be 5 or less
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Two or more named hashers required for a vote. This number will
change as the hash grows. |
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Mismanagement
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The following positions were agreed on:
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GM- Yeasty Boy
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RA- .Cum
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Haberdasher- Hercum 10
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Others (i.e. Beer Winch, On=Sec, Hare Raiser, etc.) TBD (open)
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Missionary- sure it's o.k., but not all the time
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Future Hash
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The idea was floated for having a Halloween Hash in Frankenstein
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Old
Business
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None |
Mismanagement was closed and drinking practice continued for a couple
more hours
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